if one were to survive on Xplosive-pizza flavored Goldfish

I was doing my homework and reading and noming on goldfish and then suddenly i had this thought.

if one were to survive only with Goldfish, how many Goldfishes would that person have to eat?

on average a person need about 2000 calories daily.
and according to the nutrition facts on the bag, each goldfish is about 2.7 calories.
so a person has to eat about 730 goldfishes daily.
that is equivalent to about 2.4 bags of Goldfish.
we'll round it off to 3 bags because you can't just buy 0.4 bags from a store.
3 bags contain about 918 Goldfishes.
so a person has to eat one Goldfish every 1 min and 34 seconds throughout the day.
accounting sleep time, let's say, on average people sleep for 8 hours daily.
that means a person has to nom one Goldfish every 1 min and 2 seconds to finish 3 bags of goldfishes acquiring about 2520 calories in one day.


anyway, I've been pretty busy and fortunately productive lately.
living up my resolution of working out in the gym.
my plan is to work out every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
went to the gym yesterday and it was packed! i guess everyone is working on their resolutions too.
and i'm also applying for a scholarship. the deadline is early February, so i have to start the essay asap.