triply retarded...

so apparently, i was retarded... triply...

woke up super tired this morning...
when the alarm on my bed went off (cuz my iPhone was still syncing and updating so couldn't set alarm on it) i was like "nooooo, how do i turn it offff!!!! D:"
then went to BIOEN class.
I went to By George after the class to get a sandwich
so I lined up and there's a guy behind me.
after i paid for the sandwich, the guy behind me was like, "you're not from around here, right?"
and i was like, "uh, what!?" I thought he was implying that I didn't know the rules for lining up. in other words, I cut into the line in front of him.
and he said, "I can see it from your gloves." I was wearing a pair of military-pattern wool gloves.
and he said, "where are you from?"
wait... why was he asking me that question? is he trying to imply the people of the country i come from don't know the rules for lining up!?? :O
so i hesitated, "huh.... um.... Taiwan?"
and I literally WALKED AWAY from the conversation!
i thought i was making the right decision; it'll be super embarrassing if i really did cut into the line.
but the farther i walked away from By George, the more i thought i did something terribly wrong.
so when i got back to my room I just sat there and thought about all the possibilities if i haven't walked away.
:C so i had an idea:
how about i just get back to By George now and see if he's still there so i can explain my RUDENESS to him?
sounds good!
so i walked back to By George and obviously, i couldn't find him... :(


then i forgot what i did before my bio lab... my mind was just a mess.

so here comes the other two retarded Daniels

after biology review lecture, i walked out of Kane hall and touched my pocket finding that it was empty!!!
i was like, "OMG!! WTF!! Where are my keys?!?"
retarded Daniel 1.
so i went back to the lecture room and walked around to see if i dropped it when I pulled my earphone out from my pocket. and nope didn't find anything.
so i asked people sitting near the seat i was in, "sorry, did you guys see my keys?"
they're really nice and looked around their seats but found nothing (one of them even spilled his drink because of the searching)
I was super hopeless and
suddenly I thought that i might put my keys on on the desk in my room
still... some hope!?
but it would really suck if i lost my keys
so i walked to Terry front desk and asked for lock-out keys
I got the keys and successfully entered my room and guess what, my keys were under a paper on my desk!! :D
YAY!! MY KEYS!!!!
i found my keys and put it back on my desk.

so i grabbed the lock-out keys and walked back to Terry front desk.
on my way to Terry front desk, i suddenly realized i did something wrong.
if i return these lock-out keys, how am i supposed to get back to my room?
"what the hell, you're retarded for the third time!!!!!"
so i walked back to my room and grabbed BOTH key sets.

so here i am, in front of computer. can't believe what i've done today.
there're a midterm and a paper due tomorrow.
oh man i'm so looking forward to tonight :(
and almost forgot i had photo club meeting tonight as well!
i think the fourth retarded Daniel might be on the way.